Test Results:

While I was at it, I took their Politics quiz:

Results:

You are a Social Moderate (56% permissive)and an…Economic Liberal (18% permissive)You are best described as a: Democrat (18e/56s) Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

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Two Names You Go By:
- Christien (by almost everyone)
- Sugar-Booger (by Rhonda only!)

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
- Pants
- Shirt

Two Things You Would Want (or have) in a Relationship:
- Honesty
- Trust

Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
- Eat
- Play Video Games

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
- To be on vacation
- 1 million dollars (or more)

Two pets you had/have:
- Gizmo
- Nalah

Two people who will fill this out:
- Rhonda
- Fiona

Two things you did last night:
- Ate Pizza
- Watched “You, Me & Dupree”

Two things you ate today:
- Ahh.. Coffee?
(that’s it…)

Two people you last talked to:
- Aaron
- Izaak

Two Things You’re doing tomorrow:
- Work
- Watching SYTYCD!!! (Could I be any gayer…?)

Two longest car rides:
- To Newfoundland (via cape breton & ferry)
- To Cape Breton

Two Favorite Holidays:
- Victoria Day (long weekend)
- Labour Day (long weekend)
(I hate/dislike big holidays where I’m expected to go visit & stuff.. .what’s the point of a holiday if you can’t relax???)

Two favorite beverages:
- 100% Grapefruit Juice
- Coffee (but I’m gonna kick it again real soon.. really… I mean it this time…)

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Ahh well online Quizzies can’t be all THAT perfect

You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future. Scientific Atheist 83% Spiritual Atheist 75% Angry Atheist 75% Militant Atheist 67% Agnostic 42% Theist 25% Apathetic Atheist 17% What kind of atheist are you? created with QuizFarm.com

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Do you believe in a higher authority/power?
No. Absolutely not. In fact, I do believe that anyone who does is mildly crazy.

If so, are you an member in one of the many organized religions?
Ahh.. no.

If so, do you practice regularly?
…

If so, which organized religion are you a member of?
…

Do you believe in relative morality (moral relativism) or absolute morality (moral absolutism)?
Hell, I don’t know, I thought I was a moral relativist, but I’m not sure I match the definition… So let me just try explain. I think morals are relative the the place/situation the observer is in. Many of us would like to believe we are very moral, that we would not steal, murder, etc. But if we were put in a situation where our only option was to kill or be killed, to steal in order to survive, would that make us immoral? I don’t believe so.. I just think that in that situation, the moral bar is moved. Now, if in that same position one murdered/stole/etc for profit, etc, that would be immoral.

What country do you live in?
Canada

Should religion and government be kept separate?
Absolutely. As long as there are people of different religious views being governed by the same body, religion has not place in politics. The purpose of politics to allow the people to come to a consensus on what the rules governing the populous should be. There are too many different views in religion, there are liberals/moderates, centrists, right-wings, conservatives, and fundamentalists (read: wack-jobs). Who of these religions views gets to make the rules? When an individual votes, they should vote for whomever they believe best represents their interests. But at no time should a political figure use God, Allah, etc, to garner support. They should not invoke their religious doctrine in making/passing laws. The only thing they should be doing is what their constituents want them to. If they are following their religious gut, they may not be following their voters.

What is your position on evolution?
It’s fact… It may not be figured out 100%, but we have enough evidence to know we are well on the right track. Sure, there are still things we don’t know completely, but for anyone to say we are all created by a magical fairy in the sky is absolutely absurd.

Are you in favor of abortion (voluntary termination up to 22 weeks, 24 with medical referral)?
It’s a woman’s choice. It’s HER body, it’s HER life. End of discussion.

Should the state be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, religion, sexual orientation, other?
Never.

Do you believe intelligent design should be taught in schools?
Only as a foot note in history/political science/sociology/religious studies class as an example of what happens when idiots are allowed into office.

Do you believe civic or military service should be required?
Yes & no. There are benefits to both. A 2 year term before college would do a lot of good, now it would not have to be military service, it could be civic service, etc. After that time, your college is paid for as long as you maintain a 75% average. If you don’t wish to participate, pay for your own college, no government student loans. At the same time, this would open up a two-class system. Those who could afford to pay for college on their own would be able to skip this service, while the poor/middle class would have little choice. Hrm.. maybe mandatory is better.. levels the playing field.

Do you support the death penalty?
Yes. For those who CANNOT be rehabilitated, why waste our time & money.

Do you support the legalization of marijuana?
Yes. Alcohol is legal, tobacco (which is MUCH worse & has no medical benefits) is legal. Legalize it & tax it, place similar laws around it as are around alcohol.

Do you support affirmative action?
No. I think the best person for a job should get it. At the same time I think the government should ASSURE that all citizens get the same level of education, social assistance, etc.

Do you support euthanasia?
Yes. You suffer with a debilitating disease and have no out, think then how you would answer. It’s MY life, not yours.. Knowing there is no hope, knowing you will likely suffer in great pain for the next 6 months, 2 years, 10 years, etc…

Do you support cloning?
Yes & no. I support cloning for the purposes of medial research/cloning individual parts for transplant, etc. I have no issue with animal cloning as long as it is done ethically, for good reason. I do not support the cloning if whole humans for any purpose.

Do you support embryonic stem cell research?
Yes.

Do you believe in global warming?
Yes. Anyone who thinks it is a hoax is a fucking idiot.

Do you support gun control?
Yes. No civilian should have a gun. You want to target shoot, go to the range & sign one out. You want to hunt? sign one out, you can sign it out for a maximum of n days (where n is a number determined by the trip length, your previous record, etc). The military & police are the only peoples needing guns. I don’t give a flying rats ass what your piece of paper says about your right to bare arms. it was written a LONG time ago in a different world. Get over it.

Do you support nationalized health care?
Yes, our system in Canada is flawed, under financed & understaffed. But if it was properly funded & staffed (and managed) it would work very well. It is socially wrong if some people can afford health care & others cannot.

Do you support wall building to discourage illegal immigration?
Anyone who thinks a wall is going to solve their problem is an idiot. People travel in overcrowded boats through storms some times hundreds of miles with little food & water to get to a land they believe will be safe… hell to lands that they know might not be the best, but where at least they are not in constant fear of death or mutilation, rape, etc. Yo think a stupid wall will work?

Do you support term limits?
Yes. otherwise you have a change of dictators/dynasties…

Do you support campaign finance limits?
Public forum should be provided by the media. Other than that, candidates should not be allowed to pay for advertising of any kind. At that point it becomes about the message, and your connection with the voters, not about how pretty your ads are, how many of them you have posted & how much you can spend to get them out there.
Do you support welfare?
Yes, but it should be CLOSELY monitored, anyone found to be abusing it should be held legally and financially responsible.

Where do you consider yourself on the political spectrum typically (Left, Centrist, Right)?
Left… Not tree-hugger, anarchist left.. but closer to that than the center.

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Stolen from Kelley (who stole it from Keith)… I couldn’t get all 7 on a couple of them.. so sue me

Seven Things I Want To Do Before I Die?

1. Get out of debt.
2. Get Married (and it’s pre-cursor: get engaged)
3. Buy a house
4. Buy a car
5. Have Children (two would be a nice, a boy & a girl)
6. Visit China, Japan, Italy, Scotland, the Galapogos, Myan Riviera, (maybe a few others)
7. Become independantly wealthy

Seven Things I Cannot Live Without?

1. I suppose my girlfriend
2. My cat
3. My toys (360, PS2, Wii, TV, Computer)
4. Games (especialy RPGs)
5. Good food (Steak, most BBQ, vanilla ice cream)
6. Music (Tool, APC, NIN, etc…)
7. Caffeen

Seven Things I Can’t Do?

1. Speak another language
2. Read Music
3. Read “The Classics” (I’d rather commit suicide)
4. Eat shellfish… *barf*
5. Hurt/kill an animal
6. Lie about something serious (white lies don’t count)
7. Sleep regularily (no really.. i have a hard time sleeping)

Seven Things I Am Afraid Of?

1. Spiders
2. Creepy crawlies other than spiders
3. Death, disease, cancer
4. Losing my job/being unable to provide for my family
5. Death of someone close (g/f, cat, best friends, mom, etc..)
6. Americans… (well.. of “America” and what it is capable of and the fallout of it’s actions)
7. The Religious “Right” (could be bundled in with “Americans”…)

Seven Things People Might Not Know About Me?
(I’m a pretty open book, I wear my heart on my sleeve and all that… so most people who know me at all, know these things…)

1. I grew up mostly in foster care/group homes
2. I don’t mind being alone for long periods of time
3. I was baptised a Mormon (yikes!)
4. I’m part Indian

Seven Highlights Of My Life?
(I can only think of two… I’m assuming highlights have to be good things.. I can think of plenty of traumatic things…)

1. Getting out on my own.
2. Meeting my g/f
3. Getting my kitty
4. Starting work at my current company (I’ve been here over 5 years now!)
5. My first real Kiss (Michelle Heinze in grade 9)
   

Seven Things I Say?

1. “Fuck That”
2. “I hate you”
3. “Dumbass”
4. “Quesque le Fuck?”
5. “You’re Fired” (no no taken from The Donald.. I’ve been saying on my own for years & years…)
6. “Meow”
7. “Hiss” (well, a hissing sound)
   

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Note: some knowledge of Pen & Paper RPGs is useful.

Site: DM of the Rings

PS: Still working on pulling over all my old posts & trying to get a style I like for this page…  Not used to not having access to the HTML

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1.What are you listening to right now?
Metric - Empty

2.What song makes you sad?
NiN - Hurt

3.What is the most annoying song in the world? In the world?
ANYTHING by “The Presidents of the United States of America”

4.Your all time favorite band?
Tool

5.Your newly discovered band is?
Metric

6.Best female voice?
Amy Lee (Evanescence)

7.Best male voice?
Maynard, Justin Timberlake (shut it…)

8.Music type you find yourself listening to most?
Rock (hard, alt, nu-metal, etc)

9.What do you listen to, to hype you up?
Dance Music (Klea, Bloodhound Gang, Daft Punk, etc)

10.What do you listen to, to calm down?
Portishead, Sarah McLachlan, Tool

11.Do you remember what was playing when you lost your virginity?
I wasn’t really concentrating on music…

12.Last gig/concert you went to?
Gig: Craig Cardiff
Concert: Sarah McLachlan

13.Band you find yourself listening to the most right now?
Deftones, APC/Tool

14.Most hated band?
“The Presidents of the United States of America” - most fucking useless, un-talented band ever…

15.Song that makes you think?
huh.. I donno..

16.Artist that you think the world should love as much as you do?
I like pretty popular music… sooo .. I guess people should like Craig Cardiff more
17.Coolest music video?
a: Bloodhound Gang’s “Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss” video - just fucked up.
b: Stinkfist - Tool
c: Sleeping Beauty - APC

18.Music video with the most babe watch?
I don’t know about “babes” but there sure is a lot of ass in “the Thong Song”.. *cringe*.. not necessarily good ass, mind you…

19.What “do you play/would you play” in the bedroom to spice things up?
uh.. I donno? I don’t usually play music in the bedroom..

20.Can you play a musical instrument?
Guitar & Bass.

21.Ever been in a mosh pit?
Yes, a few

22.Are you in a band?
No

23.If yes, what kind of music does your band play and what is your role in it?
…

24.Ever dated a musician?
Um, my ex could play piano

25.If yes, what kind of music did he/she/they play/instrument/band?
Weren’t you fucking reading? I SAID PIANO!

26.If no, would you consider?
omfg..

27.Do you wish yourself that you were a musician?
naw. i “play” but only recreationally, and not so much in the past few years…

28.Best chick band you know of?
Dixie Chicks

29.Best guy band you know of?
When I think guy band I think JT. I know… I should be ashamed..

30.Last song that you heard on radio/cd…etc…?
on the radio? We don’t need no stinkin radio..
on a cd? Avril Lavigne - Complicated

31.What do you think of classical music?
Meh…

32.What do you think of country music?
Pass the suicide plz… (btw: Dixie Chicks are more rock these days so shut it…)

33.What do you think of death metal?
loud

34.Last BIG band that you saw live?
BIG or BIG? I mean, there’s a musical style called “Big Band”.. so.. never… unless you meant big as in has sold lots of records, etc… then Our Lady Peace… not much of a concert kinds guy.

35.Are you a groupie?
no… too much effort & too many diseases involved

36.Do you listen to music in foreign languages?
not really, unless you count Tools; “Die Eier Von Satan”.

37.What famous musician would you like to fuck?
Oh! where to start:
* Paz Lachtanan
* Avril Lavigne (she’s over 18…)
* Amy Lee
* Tori Amos (she’s be crazy i bet.. red hair dos that..)
* Kristy Thirsk (Delerium)
* Emily Haines (Metric)
…

38.Worst concert moment?
…

39.Funny concert moment?
…

40.Sad concert moment?
OMG.. enough with the concert moments! I already stated i don’t really dig concerts.. fuk..

41.Best local act you can think of?
42.If you were a musical instrument what would you be?
7 String Ibanez with an effects rack.. I’m loud, I can change my mood in a heart beat & i’m pretty
43.Do you listen to the radio?
what is radio?

44.Do you watch music TV?
Waaayyy tooo much..

45.Do you follow the music charts, like the top 40?
Meh. no.. I can’t even tell you who might be on it…

46.Have you meet any famous musicians?
Actually, I think K-OS took the cab I got out of a couple months back (he was in town for the Junos (low budget Canadian music awards)). I didn’t clue into who it was until I was down the street ! *doh!!*

47.Are any of your friends/family etc musicians?
meh, I don’t think so? I mean I have family members that play instruments..

48.Song that best describes your feelings right now?
Useful Idiot (Tool) - it sounds like static of a record playing at the end of it’s track…

49.Song that describes your life?
??? I’ll think on it…

50.Do you know the names of all the band members that you listen to?
Not a chance…

51.Does a musicians physical attractiveness play a role in the music that you listen to?
Not really… though if they are hawt, I might enjoy the video more even if their voice sucks That’s what mute is for..

52.What famous musician do you want to marry?
none.. Musicians are typically premadonnas…

53.Favourite movie sound track?
no idea.

54.Any musician pet hates?
I agree with DeliriumTrggr.. ANYONE who thinks/acts like they are axl rose.. I had a guitarist in a band back in the day who I swear thought he was axl rose’ love child or some shit..

55.What do your parents listen to?
Mom used to listen to bands like: Heart, Foreigner, Boston, Supertramp, etc…
Dad was a waste of flesh, so I have no Idea?

56.What are you listening to right NOW?
Forty Six & 2 - Tool

57.Do you wear band etc T-shirts?
Not since high school… my g/f would slap the fuck out of me If i left the house with one on.

58.What do you think of people who do?
Hrm.. depends if they look like they even know the band they are wearing.. if the do, good on them, if not.. fucking slap the shit out of them.

59.What music sub-culture do you feel like you belong to?
huh? What, being me isn’t good enough anymore? I have to belong to a sub-culture?

60.What song is stuck in your head right now?
Hooker with a Penis - Tool (it’s playing)

61.Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes

62.If so, what? if not, why not?
Justin Timberlake.

63.Would you rather marry a musician or be one yourself?
Be one.. I’m the premadonna damnit!

64.What is in your walkman/Discman right now?
Huh? what is this archaic technology you speak of?

65.How important is your partners taste in music to you?
Who cares, as long as we are both moderately tolerant of each other’s tastes.

66.Hanson moves in next door to you, do you go introduce yourself, or do you arrange to beat them up?
What’s to arrange, grab my chef’s knife & start stabbing! (We Canadians generally don’t tolerate gun violence;) )

67.Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll; you dig?
Sex - ok, Drugs - only leaf plz, rock & roll, hell yes!

68.Do you cook to music?
yeppers!

69.Do you sing in the toilet?
sure at least in my head!

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Ten movies you’d watch over and over

Nine people you enjoy the company of

Wow, this might be hard… how about the Nine people I can tolerate? Umm, well I love my Rhonda of course, then there’s Michelle, Shaun, Gizmo (my cat, and he’s a person to me :P), the guys at work (Aaron, Izaak, Francois, John, etc).. that’ll have to do…

Eight things you’re wearing

Seven things on your mind

Six objects you touch every day

Computer, Cat, Girlfriend (shut it… I know she’s not an “object”, but she is the object of my affection ), XBox 360, the 35 (bus), BBQ (at least when it is sunny!)

Five things you do everyday

Four bands or musical artists that you couldn’t live without

Three of your favorite songs of the moment

Two people who have influenced your life the most

One person who has been nice to you today

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First up has been running around the internet for quite some time, and was passed on to me by a co-worker:
Ragdoll - Ragdoll is exactly what it sounds like. It is aflash based ragdoll app, you can control the maniquinne by clicking on her and dragging her with the mouse, you can click on any part of her body. The reason it may be offensive is someone might take this as a way to be violent against a woman (even a virtuyal one). I think it would be just as fun if it were a man…

Another co-worker sent me this, it is a commercial … PAY ATTENTION to the text at the end to get it… very funny.. offensive to some because of the language…

Finally, here is a clipping from “Housekeeping Monthly” (13 May 1955) … only 51 years ago!

(click on the image to make it bigger)

I think my favorite parts of this one are:

and finally:

OMG! could you imagine shit like that being printed today for real? (Not just me re-printing it to be an ass ).

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asses asses and asses of girl
fleur topless
silly name quizes
silly quizes
harry potter buddy icon dirty
KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten…
sunday shopping in nova scotia ( religion)

OK.. for one thing.. who the fuck is searching for dirty pictures of Harry Potter? Granted, it goes to my post about the chick who plays Fleur, bieing topless in a previous movie, but.. still WTF?

And what kind of search term/phrase is: “asses asses and asses of girl”???

Of course they don’t even compare (traffic generating wise) to the post I put up back in the day about Ms. Canada’s camel toe

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