My friend Kelley posted a bit about cell phones on her new blog today. I originally started a reply their, but it got long & ranty.. so it’s here now.
Cell phone users piss me off to no end. You know what people? Cell phone were meant so that you could be reached in case of emergency or so that you could call someone if you needed them and there was no payphone/land line around. That doesn’t mean you have to be an ass-hat.
Here’s some simple rules for cell phone usage:
- Don’t talk on the cell phone while driving. Most of you are too stupid to drive without the added complexity of cell phone usage.
- Don’t talk on the cell phone when you are on the bus. In order to be heard by the other person you have to yell and no one else on the bus gives a flying fuck about your life. It’s bad enough we have to hear your MP3 player.
- Don’t talk on the cell phone when you are in the elevator. Again. no one cares about your life. Tell the other person that you will call them back when you get off the elevator, or ask them to wait a few seconds while you are on the elevator. If it is that important that you need to talk to the right now, then wait a few minutes and finish your conversation.
- Little Jimmy and Bobby-Sue most certainly do not need cell phones. At least until they are old enough to get a job and help/completely pay for them. The most certainly should not be taking them to school. If they do, they should be left in their lockers until school is out.

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